A Joke

       I: Hey, I am going to Boston next week.
       Youming: Just touring with a friend?
       I: No. I found an American guy online, and he said he was willing to marry me and offer me a U.S. citizenship. When he dies, I can have millions of his money. So I am getting married in Boston next week.
       Youming: Lol wut?
     
       This is a joke of mine I find really funny. I used to hate any gossip about me trying to hook up with some American people just to get a citizenship and always tried my best to declare my dignity and self-esteem, but I now decide to joke about it. It doesn't matter who people think I am, because I live for myself and the ones who know me. Teehee!